Saturday, 6 March 2010

Saturday Wordzzle 102

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The mini (Hershey kisses, pregnant, scarring, cadet, grist mill)

The story so far....

A blind seer has a vision about a young man coming to harm from an old man living in a tower. To try to avert this fate, she anonymously pays for him to take a holiday somewhere far away. The young man arrives at the holiday town and sees an interesting tower, which he plans to investigate. The seer has a nightmare which she believes is connected to the young man's fate and resolves to go after him. She gets to the holiday town and realises this is the very place the tower is located. She gets lost trying to locate it and bumps into the young man on his way there. The seer soon discovers that this is the very man from her vision, and asks him to accompany her to where they can have a quiet talk. His phone rings, interrupting the conversation. As he completes his call, a car comes around the corner too fast and he pushes the seer out of its path, only to be struck himself .

The seer speaks...

The driver of the car, a Mr Fitzpatrick, tells me that the young man looks horribly pale, almost as pale as the hospital sheet covering him. His voice is shaking as he talks. The docs have patched up the young man as best they can but it’s up to him now, they say. Apart from the gash on his head, he shouldn’t have any other scarring, which is good I suppose. I wonder when he’ll wake up, I hope it's soon. Fitzpatrick has fetched us both some awful-tasting coffee from the vending machine and a bag of chocolate sweets – Hershey Kisses, apparently – which taste far too sickly for me right now. The man tries to make conversation – a nervous reaction to all that has occurred, I suspect. He tells me of his life from his days as a young sea cadet, his marriage to his childhood sweetheart – even though she was already pregnant by another man, his widowhood after many happy years with her. I feel the aching loneliness of his days. I ask him if he lives here in the town and he tells me, no, he actually lives in the old grist mill, that the locals call Gerard’s Folly, the old tower on the hill. The old tower on the hill!

The 10-worder(sugar daddy, page, Copernicus, liquid, craggy, trapezoid, milquetoast, blizzard, food cream, dental problems)

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It was a subdued group that made its way back to Aunt Aggie’s bearing the two pieces of a puzzle left for them by their late colleague.

In the outside world, life continued unabated, heedless of their loss. Apparently (according to the headlines displayed on a newsstand they passed), supermodel Page Brookes had split up with her sugar daddy, the famously craggy-featured and fabulously wealthy octogenarian media mogul Copernicus Blizzard. The thrash-metal band, Suicide by Propeller, had pulled out of their “Fifty Dates in Fifty States” tour, citing their lead singer’s illness following surgery to correct long-running dental problems. The economy was in its usual poor state. Some politician had been caught falsifying his expenses.

In short: the usual.

Harold stared thoughtfully outwards and upwards at the shining blue trapezoid of sky visible through the car window. He felt vaguely sorry for the humans – they were never going to see again in this life someone they cared for. Demons didn’t have that problem, of course, being immortal. At least, he corrected himself, they hadn’t until now. His old friend Illyriel had disappeared and might never be found again and, while it had been thousands of years since Harold had seen him, the years had not dimmed his affection for his old friend, nor damped the sense of separation and loss he had felt when he had found himself cast out with the others, never to return to the realms of light, love and warmth. If only he hadn’t been such a milquetoast back then, things could have been so very different. Still, what was done was done and there was no mending it now. He sighed.

“Something up, old sock?” enquired Teatime.

“Not really,” replied Harold, “I was just thinking is all…”

“I shouldn’t do that if I were you, you might hurt your head.”

“Ha, ha, very funny! You know, I really don’t see the point of us hanging around with these humans. I mean, we’re not actually helping them and pretty soon they’re going to realise it and…”

“Relax,” soothed Teatime, “The humans will do only what Baruthiel tells them. Besides, we may not be helping them, but it looks like they could be helping us, what with the all cryptic clue nonsense. At least they have a lead of sorts.”

“I suppose,” Agreed Harold reluctantly, “But it would be nice to make some kind of contribution.”

“Oh, dear, you’re not hoping to impress the humans are you?” warned Teatime, “Because if you are, I’d have to say you’re wasting your time. They’ll never trust you and they’ll certainly never like you. The sooner you accept that, the easier it will be for everyone.”

“I don't know,” mused Harold, “That agent Prada seems friendlier than the others. She was quite chatty this morning.”

“You are such a dullard at times,” groaned the little monkey, “It’s a wonder you can tie your own shoelaces. She wasn’t being friendly, she was trying to get you to let your guard down and maybe let slip some useful information.”

“Do you think?” Harold was disappointed. The idea that Prada had been anything other than genuinely friendly had not even occurred to him. He really was a dullard. He’d be on his guard now though all right.

“Luckily for us,” Teatime continued, “You don’t actually know anything that would be of use to these OGS lickspittles.”

“Thanks a lot. Can I help it if nobody tells me anything?” retorted Harold, slightly stung.

“You have a point there, old shoe,” conceded Teatime. “But be careful all the same. These people are not to be trusted.”

"Were you speaking Infernal back there in the car?" asked Prada. They were back at base and Othello had disappeared to work on Emerald's computer, leaving the others at something of a loose end.

Harold sipped his coffee, relishing the taste of the bitter liquid, before answering in the affirmative.

"It sounded really quite beautiful." Prada went on, "I kind of expected demons' talk to sound, you know –"

"All gutturals and hissing sibilants?" prompted Teatime, from his usual perch on Harold's shoulder.

"Well, yes, actually." Prada admitted. "That's how it's always been portrayed in books and movies, anyway."

"Well it is actually a variant of Celestial, and has not diverged that much over the centuries." replied Teatime. Harold could sense a lecture coming and was tempted to remind Teatime about his earlier comments regarding giving away information.

Teatime nattered on for a bit and Prada appeared to be listening intently, nodding and umming in the right places. Harold's mind wandered. He started thinking about the three strange numbers they had found what their connection might be to the chemistry book.

Then he had an idea.

"Why don't we try typing those numbers into the Internet?" he said, interrupting Teatime's exposition on the Great Vowel Shift or some such.

"What?" Teatime said, slightly annoyed at the interruption.

"Let's type the numbers into Google and see what pops out."

"I hardly think agent Emerald will have made it that obvious, old sock." began Teatime. But it was too late; Harold and Prada were already heading out of the coffee room to the nearest OGS computer.

"You have to careful what you put in here," said Prada, seating herself in front of the machine, "I once typed in 'food cream' when I actually meant 'foot cream'. I didn't get anything for my grandma's bunions," she laughed, "but I did discover the history of ice cream. Now, what were those numbers?" She flipped open her notebook and typed in the string of digits and dashes.

"Interesting," she murmured, as a series of links appeared on screen. "They do seem to be connected with chemicals."

"Try each one separately," suggested Harold.

Prada's immaculately manicured fingers rattled over the keys.

"Hmm, nothing here but a load of radio station frequencies," she said, disappointed, "Oh wait, there is a chemical reference. Seems this number relates to 'Dysprosium', whatever that is."

She repeated the exercise with the two remaining numbers.

"So, we've got Dysprosium, Sodium and Molybdenum." she jotted this down in her notebook. "I flunked chemistry at school so I have no idea what this means. I think we need to talk to Othello." She got up and hurried off to find him.

"There you go, old bean," said Teatime, "you've made a contribution after all."


  1. Dysprosium, sodium and molybdenum... Love it.... You are so creative. You have now solved two mysteries... smoothness was one of last week's words and food cream actually was supposed to be foot cream. I do look forward to your stories every week. Glad you are sticking with it.

  2. I was wondering how you would use food cream, you did great. Loved all the wordzzles.

  3. Absolutely enjoyable.
    I'm hooked, lined and sinkered.
    May I have some more please, sir?

  4. There is more magic in this one short post, than in the entire book I have just forced myself to endure.

    Indeed... more please.

  5. milquetoast!?... what the hell is that!? ooohh and now there's chemicals a coming!... My brains doing ninety to the dozen wondering what that'll be about... I have some hunches :-) but who knows!

  6. @Raven - Glad you're enjoying the fun. I'll stick with Wordzzles for as long as there are new challenges every week.

    @Connie T - I was puzzled by food cream at first. I thought it was something americans ate. Then I had an idea.... Thanks for your kind words.

    @Kitty - Thank you! you can indeed have more. Be here next Saturday. BTW I went to your blog and found it was closed. Shame, cos it looked really good.

    @Jimmy - What on earth were your reading? These days I stop reading a book if it's not doing anything for me. Life's too short to waste on an unedifying book where there's so much other good reading out there. Thanks for the very kind words, it means a lot to me.

    @Watercats - I had to google milquetoast (means wimp, basically). So what's your hunch about the chemicals then? Eh? Eh? Be really pleased if someone solves it before all is revealed. Cheers for your ocntinued interest, makes my day when I get good feedback that shows poeple are thinking about the story, rather than just reading it and saying "that's nice".

  7. Hi, I'm here to check up on Harold and the Seer... ;) Had to skip participating in this week's wordzzle myself but I'll be back. Chemicals not my thing, I had no idea whether those were real! Languages more my field so interested in the introduction of Celestial and Infernal. Planning to add a dictionary to the novel...? ;)

  8. @DawnTreader - I missed my weekly helping of Dian, Skittles et al. Too! Chemicals isn't really my thing either (all bangs and stinks, as I recall), but those are real chemicals. Languages, now, that's much more up my street. Hmm, a disctionary, now that would be interesting!


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