This week's poetry challenge from TotalFeckinEejit is to finish what he started...
She was wearing Stella McCartney
I was drinking Stella Artois.
We were worlds apart-ney
Divided by wealth and class
She was wearing Stella McCartney
I was drinking Stella Artois.
And still she broke my heart-ney
And told me I was crass.
So now...
I am wearing Stella McCartney
I'm not drinking Stella Artois.
The Docs took me apart-ney
Now, as a woman, I will pass.
Yeah, I know, but it's all I could think of. Sorry.
I'm sorry, but i did like this - made me laugh in the right kind of way
ReplyDeleteHah!I like the look of things going on about here. I do like a wee bit of wordplay.
ReplyDeleteAll you could think of? I was very amused and I think amusing people (as opposed to making them happy sad annoyed etc) isn't easy.
ReplyDeleteI liked the brash shortcut to creating rhymes for McCartney.
Willy-nilly?
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh!
ReplyDeleteWas it painful?
Agree about the mcCartney rhymes, really all the rhymes were cheats, but I think that was the best thing about it, gave it a very authentic voice.
ReplyDeletelaughed yet again, this has been the best subject:-)
thanks for sharing
cfm
I took one look at McCartney and thought "No, there's no rhyme for that."
ReplyDeleteWrong again!!
a fun laugh, Argent!
ReplyDeleteProbably the most drastic retaliation to a rebuff that any man can make, bet that showed her all the same - poor Stella - I really really really hope she doesn't google her own name this week.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! That was great fun! I love the "apart-ney" line.
ReplyDeleteKat
He, he, he! I love it, especially the punchline! Great fun ending.
ReplyDelete@DFTP - Glad to amuse....
ReplyDelete@Jimmy - Thanks, I like to juggle a syllable or two.
@Bill - Thank you kindly.
@TFE - Willy-nilly!
@Titus - It was painful enough.
@cfm - Cheating was the only option for me this week.
@Peter - You were right, the IS no rhyme for McCartney!
@NanU - Glad to have tickled your funny bone.
@Niamh - I can't imagine anyone actually dfoing this, but people have been known to chop off their own ears for love so who knows?
@Poetikat - Thanks. It was fun to write.
@Karen - And thank you too!
marvellous stuff! short and funny, I love dem fings :-D
ReplyDelete@Wasserkatzen - Thanks ye most kindly. I like dem fings too.
ReplyDeleteThe gig is next Monday, but I'm practising like a loony. We've only got 1 more chance to practise together before then. We don't even know how many songs they'll let us do, so we're doing a 2, 4 and 6-song setlist in case. Of course, they might say just one in which case there'll be a fight to see whose song will get played.
OMG, Argent. This is so funny! Thanks!
ReplyDeletegiggle, giggle, very smart-ney.
ReplyDelete@Jeanne - Thank you! Some people made proper serious pomes but I just couldn't.
ReplyDelete@Friko - Thanks - it's easy enough once you start-ney.