To: customer_service@replicon.com
Date: 14th December 2023
Subject: Replicator fault
Dear Sir
Thank you for your prompt reply. I did as you suggested, and the diagnostic readout on my Replicon 2000 now shows a software level of 3.08i – the latest level.
Why then, did I come downstairs this morning to discover yet another partridge and pear tree, accompanied by two members of what my KnowledgeBase has identified as the family columbidae – Turtle Doves, I presume?
So not only do I have the problem of having a large tree removed from the premises (again!) I now have to trouble my local Animal Rescue group once more to find homes for these noisome and somewhat loose-bowelled avians.
As before, I will be sending you the bills for the tree removal and also for steam-cleaning my carpets and furniture.
Yours truly
Edward Meeks
To: e_meeks@freenet.com
Date: 14th December 2023
Subject: Re: Replicator fault
Dear Mr Meeks
Once again, we can only offer our most sincere apologies for this extremely unusual behaviour by our product. 3.08i is indeed the correct patch-level. Frankly, we cannot understand how this could have happened.
We will be sending an engineer out to examine your unit. In the meantime, please accept our continued apologies and be assured that we will pay for the damage caused.
Yours truly
Gerard Cochrane
Service Manager
I love the creativity of this!!!
ReplyDeleteLoving it! Especially loose-bowelled avians.
ReplyDeleteFrankly astonished that the company are still agreeing to pay though.
... noisome and somewhat loose-bowelled avians - lololol!
ReplyDeleteTitus - The company will not be paying the bills for very much longer.
ReplyDeleteBug - glad you're enjoying.