Saturday, 18 September 2010

Weekly Wordzzle 127

Ok, let's just take as read my usual gripe about how quickly the week's shot past.  Honestly, if time were to go any faster, I'd get some kind of temporal whiplash I reckon.

So, here we are again and it's Wordzzle time.  As usual, the rules, next week's words and this week's players can be found at Raven's Nest.

The Mini (debt, wind chimes, rake, shell, limbering up)

The breeze was running light fingers over the wind chimes in the shop doorway, and the afternoon was drowsing its slow way towards evening.  Behind the counter, Owen, a tall, thin rake of a man, leafed uninterestedly through a trade catalogue.  He was never going to be able to stock any of the products in it, the stipulated minimum order quantity was more than he could afford – or sell.  Without new lines to sell, though, Owen knew he would not be hanging onto his customers much longer.  That new shop on the High Street – part of a huge franchise – would soon woo them away with its rock-bottom prices and two-for-one deals.  Suddenly, the wind chimes tinkled, as if someone had brushed against them coming into the shop. Owen laid the magazine aside and looked up, his face limbering up for a friendly smile.  There was no-one there, however.  Owen allowed his smile to fade – it must have been  the breeze.  Then his eye was caught by something on the counter which had not been there a moment before.  A large,  blue seashell was sitting there, holding down a piece of paper.  Puzzled, he moved the shell aside and unfolded the paper.  Owen Lockwood, the elegant writing said, Your father once did us a service and we hereby repay our debt.  There was no signature.  Intrigued, Owen picked up the shell, it was smooth and cool to the touch.  He turned it over and thought he heard something rattle inside it.  He turned it some more.  If you were to freeze a rainbow solid and then hit it with a hammer, the pieces would look very like the small shower of sparking gems which tumbled out of the shell’s opening.   Owen smiled, his money worries looked to be a thing of the past.

 The 10-worder (carrot soup, blind, polar bear, evidence, diary, devil, classic, balance, piano, bushy eyebrows)

New to Harold? The story so far is here.

It did not take long for Mercury, India, Othello and Prada to get their stuff together, each had only brought with them an overnight bag with a change of clothes and some toiletries, as was usual when out on a mission. Harold had only Teatime and his rucksack, and Box had just a single rucksack of his own.

“You go on ahead,” Box said to the others, “I just need to straighten the place up a bit, leave it nice and tidy.”

The others climbed into the OGS car and set off.

Box went quickly from room to room, humming to himself, making sure there was no mess anywhere. Satisfied, he returned to the kitchen and filled the sink with hot water to wash the few cups and plates that had been used. Someone had left an empty can on the counter – McKinleys Classic Carrot Soup. The label showed a stereotyped fierce-looking Scotsman (‘Auld’ Jock McKinley, himself, apparently), complete with red hair, improbably bushy eyebrows, bagpipes and kilt, against a backdrop of green fields and grey mountains. Shaking his head at the tacky ways of marketing types, Box dropped it into the trash. The soup had probably been manufactured in that well-known outpost of Scotland known as Mexico.

The washing up completed, Box surveyed the kitchen: all evidence of occupation had been cleared away. He scribbled a quick note of thanks to the house’s owner on the little message pad next to the phone. Right, time to get moving, he told himself. He shrugged himself into his bike jacket, donned his rucksack, and picked up his helmet and keys. As he did so, however, a movement out in the street caught his eye.

A white truck had just parked outside. Against the greys and browns of the houses opposite, it stood out like a polar bear in a coal cellar. Behind it, a car in the same company livery – Infinity Recycling Inc – also pulled up and stopped.

A pleasant-looking blonde woman and a young man got out of the car and started up the drive towards the house.


“You just wait till you see Mr Jackson’s place,” said Harold, as Mercury piloted the car through the afternoon traffic. “It’s got everything: a gym, a pool, a grand piano even, although I suspect nobody ever plays it, which is a crime in my book.”

“So, he cleared his busy diary to take you on a guided tour, did he?” said Prada, somewhat sceptically.

“No,” laughed Harold, “Some of the doors were open and you’d have to be blind not to have seen the stuff he’s got. State-of-the-art sound system, plasma TV”

“The Devil looks after his own, I suppose,” said Othello.

“Not so’s you’d notice,” replied Harold, wryly.

Othello raised an eyebrow, “Really? So why’d you side with him then?” The sudden turn in the conversation caught Harold off-balance.

“I didn’t, not really.’ He sighed, not even remotely prepared to pour out his life story to these humans. “It’s complicated, and now isn’t really the time…”

Othello, clearly disappointed that more information was not forthcoming, nevertheless took the hint and turned back to face the front.

Agent India stared out the window at the passing cars and lorries, her expression neutral. If the demon had been telling the truth about not really siding with the Devil, then how come it had wound up in the Basement with all the other Fallen?


Box heard the man and woman’s footsteps approach, and the doorbell sounded its cheesy rendition of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. He had crouched down behind the kitchen counter where he could not be seen should the mysterious callers decide to try peeking in at the window. His bike was still in the garage and the OGS car had gone. There was nothing to suggest that the house was anything but empty. With any luck, they would see that and go away.

The doorbell sounded again. By Zeus’s ears, they’re persistent, thought Box. There’s nobody here but us chickens…nobody here at all.

He heard the woman’s voice ordering the young man to try round the back. Box glanced into the living room. He had locked the French doors, hadn’t he? He was pretty sure he had. He hoped he had. He didn’t have time to check, the young man would be reaching the back of the house about now. Suddenly, the handle on the French door rattled as the man tried it – rattled, and held!

Box allowed the breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding to escape with a quiet hiss. He had locked it then.

The sound of smashing glass took him completely by surprise.


  1. Ah... loved that first one. I wish someone would bring ME a pretty shell full of jewels. Wouldn't that be lovely!

    Can't wait for the next installment of Harold's story and look forward to seeing it edited and on the best seller list one of these days.

  2. Yes, I'd like a pretty shell full of jewels too - not going to happen. I suspect my father never did any favours for supernatural entities.

    Thanks for your kind words, I tihnk the best seller list's quite a way off but I'm really keen to make sure I get it all done here first.

  3. DFTP are back on line and enjoying your Harold - keep on rocking in the free world xx

  4. Yaya - Pixies is BACK! Glad you're enjoying Harold.

  5. Oh I hope Box will be ok!

    I was going through some things of Mike's Mom the last time we were down there (his dad wanted me to take some of her jewelry if I wanted it). She had bought some cut semi-precious gems - they were loose in an envelope. We have no idea why - she didn't make jewelry. But they weren't very special - she paid just over $100 for them. Pretty like a rainbow though!

  6. Strangely enough, I think some of the semi-precious stones are better-looking than diamonds and rubies. I have a pendant made from Aventurine - a lovely apple-green stone - and I love the look of it.


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