I have recently come across the phenomenon of LOLcats. Basically, someone gets a picture of a cat (there are also LOLdogs as well), and adds a funny caption.
The thing about the captions, though, is that are couched in this strange pidgin english, which has a kind of grammar and syntax all of its own. If you google "cat pidgin", there are some quite interesting bits and pieces about it.
Anyhoo, I present for your amusement, my first ever go at this.
Hope u likez!
You can build your own lolz here.