Good afternoon, passengers, this is your conductor speaking.
The 14:30 Express Rant from Stress Central to Angrytown has been cancelled.
This is due to our driver contracting a case of ThingsCouldBeWorseitis after hearing the story of a little local girl.
This little girl is only five years old and was born with Down's Syndrome. She then went on to develop Leukaemia. This requires around two years' worth of brutal chemotherapy (with all the attendant hair-loss, nausea, etc.), which she completed a few weeks ago. However, because her immune system was compromised, she then caught pneumonia and had to be re-admitted to hospital. Fortunately, she has recovered from this and went home from hospital yesterday.
Just how much trouble does one little life have to bear?
We would to take this opportunity to apologise to all our passengers for any inconvenience caused, and would like to assure you that normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.